John Costello
28 January 2011 @ 05:39 pm
It's the 25th anniversary of the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster, and so it's time to repost this link to A Rocket to Nowhere; it's really depressing to realize that the lives lost in the Challenger and Columbia disasters, and the hundreds of billions of dollars spent on the Space Shuttle program, were essentially wasted -- by any reasonable metric, the program has been a near-complete failure. I never realized until reading this article that the Shuttle never once flew to polar orbit.

And of course, that link contains the following three sentences, which are probably the best three sentences ever written about the Shuttle program, ever:
Taken on its own merits, the Shuttle gives the impression of a vehicle designed to be launched repeatedly to near-Earth orbit, tended by five to seven passengers with little concern for their personal safety, and requiring extravagant care and preparation before each flight, with an almost fetishistic emphasis on reuse. Clearly this primitive space plane must have been a sacred artifact, used in religious rituals to deliver sacrifice to a sky god.

As tempting as it is to picture a blood-spattered Canadarm flinging goat carcasses into the void, we know that the Shuttle is the fruit of what was supposed to be a rational decision making process.
 
 
John Costello
07 December 2010 @ 11:14 am
The tragic tale of Founder's College, the college started by intellectual devotees of Ayn Rand. http://chronicle.com/article/The-Cautionary-Tale-of-a/125452/

ETA: This is brilliant!
Still, in the beginning, the students were living in resort-style rooms and eating gourmet meals.

"Friday nights were jazz nights, and we were able to sit with the public and order filet mignon and scallops," says Ms. Tong.
 
 
John Costello
22 November 2010 @ 10:21 am
“He could be very disarming, if you let your guard down. I was well aware that I was dealing with a master of social engineering and deception. But I never got the impression he was trying to deceive us.” -- from this article.

Rule 1: if you can't tell who the mark is, you're the mark.
 
 
John Costello
01 March 2010 @ 02:28 pm
A central tenet of socialism is that class conflict is the motive force of history and politics, and that nationalist-type identities are false concepts created to prevent working people from recognizing their common interests.
Fascism is precisely the opposite of this. It teaches that national/racial/ethnic conflict is the motive motive force of history, and that class conflict is a false concept created to prevent people in the same nation from recognizing their common interests. They are literally polar opposites.

Original here.
 
 
John Costello
18 February 2010 @ 06:19 pm

Wow, I'm still here!

QFC had a sale on sockeye salmon, so [info]sojai picked up a filet that weighed in at a little over 2 pounds. Meanwhile, I wandered over to the olive bar and picked up 4 ounces of mixed antipasto.

Salmon Puttanesca recipe )

Review: it was tasty, and only about 30 minutes total work. While eating we sat at the table and talked about ways to fancy it up -- dinner rolls, and a salad, for instance, would not go amiss, and wouldn't be that much more work.

 
 
John Costello
13 January 2010 @ 10:36 am
[I]f we're going to have profiling at airports and for special-treatment law enforcement searches, would it not be possible to reduce the alienation factor by handing profilees a little slip of paper along the lines of "You have been recommended for a body cavity search because you bought ten litres of hydrogen peroxide and the complete works of Sayyid Qutb. I suspect that the law enforcement objection to this would be that it might conceivably make it easier to reverse-engineer the profiling system but I have a hard time taking this objection too seriously - I have no idea how to reverse-engineer Amazon's recommendation system, for example, and it is not as if jihadis don't take precautions against being detected anyway.
From Dsquared Digest -- if it's not on your RSS feed, it should be.
 
 
John Costello
02 January 2010 @ 10:28 am

The text messaging application on my phone has a conversion bug in the date which makes the year display as “16” instead of “10”:

y2k10bug-redacted

Additionally, the message I received at near-midnight on 1/1/10 in the Eastern time zone now displays as 12/31/15 in the Central time zone.

So clearly something is converting the date to a two digit year, then treating those digits as hexadecimal digits, then converting it back to decimal display at some point.  Weird bug.  I wonder if it’s Microsoft’s or HTC’s.

 
 
John Costello
26 December 2009 @ 12:51 pm

Engine pressure ratio (EPR) is one of the key power indicators used by pilots of jet airplanes during the takeoff cycle. It is a measure of how much thrust the engine is producing and therefore how much lift the wings will generate.  A given model of aircraft will have a range of EPR settings that are appropriate for different takeoff profiles – normal runways, short runways with low clearance at the end, and so forth.

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EPR is measured by reading the pressure at just in front of the engine compressors (at the blue area of the diagram, known as PT2 in the lingo) and the pressure at the end of the exhaust channel (at the edge of the light green area, known as PT8) and taking the ratio PT8/PT2.  These measurements are taken by two small tubes that stick into the airstream. Obstructions in the tubes will give erroneous readings; in particular, if the PT2 tube at the front of the engine is blocked, it will read a lower pressure than the true value and therefore the ratio will be higher than the true EPR. This is dangerous because the correct thing for a pilot to do when EPR is higher than appropriate for a typical takeoff profile is to throttle back the engines.

Since the air at the front of the engine is coming in from the outside, it is at the ambient temperature. So the PT2 tube is susceptible to icing up and in cold, snowy weather can start to give erroneous readings. In 1982, an Air Florida flight crashed into the Potomac because the EPR gauges were iced and the pilots didn’t notice that they were underpowering the engines for takeoff. This is probably why the pilots of my flight out of Minneapolis were being paranoid about their eeper gauges.

This article by a former Air Nauru pilot tells the story of a flight out of Nauru in which both PT2 tubes were clogged, leading to a just-barely-averted disaster on takeoff. It also has an interesting discussion of the political aftermath of that flight.  Interesting reading.

 
 
John Costello
14 December 2009 @ 05:22 pm
A 21st-century "Scotland the Brave". It's sweet.
 
 
 
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1 sandwich worth of tuna salad, left over from last night’s tuna salad sandwich

1 small yellow tomato, chopped

1 small tomatillo, husked and chopped

1/4 c or less crumbled feta

2 slices Black Russian Rye, toasted and buttered, chopped into crouton-sized pieces

 

Put all ingredients into the tupperware you stored the tuna salad in.  Shake well to combine.  Eat with a spoon.

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Much has been said already about John C Wright ([info]johncwright) and his wife L. Jagi Lamplighter ([info]arhyalon) and their contributions to the most recent round of racefail. (If you don't know what that is, you can start with this post and then pick up the various gory details at [info]karnythia and [info]kate_nepveu's livejournals.) Wright made himself lj-famous on his own with an incredibly strange post about "homosex", the decline of western civilization, and gay characters on the SyFy channel, which is something of a train wreck of fail and has provoked a ton of lefty responses in the comments thread. ([info]anarchomo describes the post as "a moral 2 girls 1 cup" -- once you've read it and processed the trauma, you feel compelled to show it to other people and film their reactions.)

I don't have anything to add to the particulars of these discussions. But I do want to rant about something of which Wright is a particularly egregious example: zealous conservative converts to Roman Catholicism.

Apparently at around age 42, Wright had a sequence of mystical experiences which he recounts in this post and which culminated in his conversion to Christianity. Later, in 2008, he converted to Catholicism. You should really read that post and the comment threads, they're worth it.

I have remarks on two topics here.

The first is the conversion experience itself. If you sample around Wright's journal, you will find that he adopts a posture of absolute moral certainty with the respect to the correctness of the doctrines of the Catholic Church. He has educated himself deeply enough to quote from a wide variety of classical church scholars on canon law and on Natural Law theory. All other moral stances are "antinomian" and thoroughly irrational. Indeed, he is quoted as saying that "If the Vulcans had a church, they would be Catholics."

And yet -- was his conversion to Christianity effected through the cold, implacable working of Logic? No. He had to be visited four times, by each member of the Trinity and by the Virgin Mary herself, and receive personal and secret revelation, before he was convinced.

I've never been visited individually by the persons of the Catholic Godhead (nor by Mary). I'm not sure what my reaction would be if I were. I will admit the strong possibility that if I had been, I would still be a Catholic. Certainly I might be a zealous Catholic. That might be the logical response to direct and personal revelation. But it's exactly the opposite of an alleged universal appeal to rationality! It irritates me that in the face of such a direct contradiction present in his own personal history, he proceeds to adopt a supercilious tone with respect to the "obvious" rational correctness of Catholicism.

My other observation about this conversion story is that I've never before met someone who managed to condescend to the Virgin Mary. But Wright does it. And after he received a personal visitation from her! That takes a lot of gumption.

The second topic is Wright's reaction to his conversion experience. I am sick and tired of conservatives who convert to Catholicism only to find that, lo and behold, the Catholic Church reinforces their every preconceived stance on moral issues. And not just homosexuality and abortion, but patriotism, the Iraq war, and gun rights as well. They converted and changed their opinions about nothing but the existence of God. Usually they will sneeringly refer to other Catholics -- especially liberal Catholics -- as "cafeteria Catholics".

I'm sorry, but the Catholic Church for all its flaws is definitely more problematic than that. Pope John Paul II declared the Iraq War to be morally unjustified according to Catholic just war doctrine. Not that I hold JP2 to be the final moral arbiter of any question, but the sheer hypocrisy of people who will with one breath defend the (extremely contentious even within the Church of the time) Humanae Vitae as dogma, and yet will blithely dismiss JP2 out of hand when he has things to say about their pet war (and will even go so far as to call anti-war protestors treasonous, apparently putting Caesar above God) -- it just galls me. Similarly, I'd love to see John C Wright sit down with Jesus of Nazareth and explain how you're only "free" if you are free to possess and use firearms in your own defense. And of course as far as my limited searching around his LJ could turn up, Wright nowhere addresses Caritas in Veritate, but it will take a lot of twisting and turning to fit it into his libertarian politics. Similarly I couldn't find Wright taking a position on the death penalty, but it wouldn't surprise me if he were "pro-". I certainly have acquaintances of a similar political and religious persuasion who are. Who are the cafeteria Catholics here?

It really depresses me that the people who receive personal revelations from God are such awful human beings. It certainly makes their testimony much less powerful. I could convert back to Catholicism and become ... like John C Wright! Or I could remain a humanist atheist and be able to live with myself. The choice is not hard.

I'd like to close on a happier note. L. Jagi Lamplighter, just released a new hardcover fantasy, the first in a series entitled Prospero's Daughter. After her antics at Worldcon, it's unlikely that people on my friends list are going to run right out and buy a copy.

Instead of a simple boycott, though I'd like to encourage you all to take some positive action; in this case, you can do so by buying a copy of Prospero's Daughter by Trinidadian writer Elizabeth Nunez. You can read more about it by following those links, but here are some positive reviews that make me look forward to the read:
"Nunez critiques colonialist assumptions about race and class in this ambitious reworking of The Tempest, set in her native Trinidad in the early 1960s. . . . [It has] strong themes and dramatic ironies. Readers will find her love story—which has a refreshingly happy ending—very sensitively told." —Publishers Weekly
Exquisite retelling of The Tempest….Nunez’s masterful story plays out against the backdrop of Trinidadian hopes for independence, achieved the following year. Simply wonderful. —Kirkus Starred review
 
 
John Costello
26 May 2009 @ 02:17 pm
So last week a guy (and for reasons which will become apparent very quickly this guy will remain anonymized unless he feels a need to own his words in the comments) sent me a private message asking if I minded if he added me as an LJ-friend. I responded that I have no problem with people adding me to their friends lists, but since his journal was 100% friends-only I would probably lurk a while before adding him back. Thus, the setup for my visit to his journal yesterday to see what is what.

Hoo-boy.

Turns out that said guy had to interact in the course of his work with a woman whose name was listed in the company directory as "K'taquita Jackson". This prompted a post expressing what I interpreted as astonishment and amusement at the strangeness of the woman's name. In the comments there was a lot of giggling, then the suggestion that the person in question might be "half Klingon", followed by the unfortunately unforgettable image that "I just picture this female Klingon warrior in full battle armor sitting at the accounting desk of this company, crunching numbers and drinking her coffee with Targ blood and splenda in it."

Yeah. But wait, it gets better. After interacting with the object of his amusement on the phone, said guy followed up with a second post for our edification:
Remember K'taquita Jackson, the African-Klingon bookkeeper? It's pronounced "kuh-taKWAY-uh." I asked her if the last "t" in her name was a typo and she said, "no, it's silent."

Wow.
Which prompted the following exchange in the comments:
Other Guy: I'd love to know the etymology of that name!
Said Guy: No kidding. I still picture her sitting at the desk with a ridged forehead, battle armor, and nail tips/hair extensions.
OG: Man, you need to do this! Maybe I'm just overly geeky, but I could totally see it becoming the next big YouTube sensation! :D
SG: It could, except I don't know any women willing to play the part lol. I'm not creative enough these days to come up with anything beyond the concept :p

Wow, indeed. I think we should all take a moment to ponder the sheer enormity of the unreflected white privilege on proud display in these posts.

...

Second, I note that said guy is lucky that his creativity is failing him, because presumably he doesn't realize that "YouTube sensation" means in this context "shitstorm of racefail that his candy-white ass is totally unprepared to deal with".

...

And finally, since the fashion these days, upon having one's white (or male, or heterosexual) privilege called out, is to haughtily assert that one is not racist and immediately demand to be "educated" on the issue at hand (of course having one's ignorance pandered to is another form of privilege), I thought I'd pre-empt that strategy by providing a short consciousness-raising essay here. So I went to the great Gazoogle to get some ideas on where to start. The top two entries there are instructive, and I will summarize them anon. But first, a glance down at the bottom of the search results reveals:
Searches related to: history of african-american names
african american slaveryenslaved african americansafrican american slave namesafrican american identity
african american babies namesfamous african american namesafrican american name originsafrican american greek
... and those of us with even half a clue can see where this train wreck is going.

Yes, it turns out that at one time Africans were captured, put on boats, and brought to the United States as slaves. And the people who enslaved them found their African names to be too exotic or hard to pronounce or pagan (I would give examples of such names but they have been erased from history), so they gave their slaves nice, easy-to-pronounce, Christian names like "John" or "Mary"; or classical Roman names like "Cassius" or (I shit you not) "Caesar". After emancipation, and ever since, there has been a strong tendency in some African-American communities to eschew nice, easy-to-pronounce, Christian names like "John" and "Mary" combined with a desire to return to names that are more authentic in terms of African ancestry; but since the original slaves had their African names erased from history there isn't really a pool of traditional African names to draw on. As a result, the African-American community has adopted other strategies. To list a few: modifying white names (e.g., "Medgar"), reconstructing African names ("Tawanda", "Ta-Nehisi"), adopting black Muslim or African names ("El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz", "Muhammad Ali", "Barack Hussein Obama", "Kwame Touré"), and lastly, making names up out of whole cloth ("Orencio", "Swanzetta", or even -- I dare hazard to guess -- "K'taquita").

The point being, the answer to the question "Why do African-Americans think it's a good idea to name their kids something strange and off-beat, like K'taquita rather than sticking to nice, easy-to-pronounce, Christian names like John or Mary?" is: to some African-Americans, names like "John" and "Mary" have the ring of colonization and slavery, so fuck you, white boy.



Three things to note in passing that didn't fit in the rant above but definitely need mentioning: 1) I asked for and received permission to repost the friends-locked content above. 2) Pretty much none of the other commentors covered themselves in glory, either, not that that's any excuse. 3) We slid from "clueless white privilege" to something much more psychologically profound with the image of the half-African half-Klingon with hair extensions, forehead ridges, and false nails, answering the phone. Really -- not even trying for subtlety, are we?



For further reading, there is this more fleshed out and much less snarky article elaborating on the history of African-American names, as well as Salon.com's article that gives a spirited defense of creative black names while debunking some of the more common, racist urban legends surrounding them. Well worth a look.
 
 
John Costello
01 May 2009 @ 11:32 am
My favorite rendition of L'Internationale (I used to play this in my cubicle at Raytheon as subliminal messaging).

Sound quality on this one is not so good but the tune is catchy. Komosomol theme song!

Collect the whole set: MP3 downloads available from amazon.de.
 
 
John Costello
29 March 2009 @ 04:22 pm
How about some movie reviews? Yeah? Great! These are spoiler-filled. The spoilers are behind the cuts.

Knowing )
Summary: Decent enough sf/horror; well-filmed with some great CGI sequences, mixed acting, and ham-fisted music; somewhat thought-provoking, if you will allow yourself to be provoked. But if you're the kind of person who wants your entertainment to have plots that make sense, you will just keep muttering "that movie makes no damn sense" and miss the chance.

Recommended if you like B-grade science fiction (it's definitely a popcorn-muncher) and are willing to take it as an invitation to philosophical meditation.
Duplicity )
Summary: Julia Roberts and Clive Owen are excellent, as are all the supporting cast. It's well-shot and well-edited. The music is fantastic. And as far as I can tell, this movie has an intricate plot with no holes (in fact, the thing which seems like a plot hole is actually not). So, if you are the kind of person who wants your entertainment to have plots that make sense, this is a great choice. The food for thought here is mostly meta-literary: analyzing why the movie was so satisfying to me was really fun, even though it didn't lead to an opportunity to pontificate about How God Sucks.

On balance I think that Duplicity is by far the superior movie. Technically superior, dramatically superior, and in the end also much more satisfying. Why God Sucks is a great rant. Why humans fall in love is a great mystery.
 
 
John Costello
24 March 2009 @ 08:50 am
Why is it that people who will solemnly inform you that the Bill of Rights is not a suicide pact when it comes to the fourth through eighth amendments will cheerfully in the next breath claim that the reason the founders put the second amendment in was so that everyone could be well-armed when it came time to overthrow a tyrannical government?
 
 
John Costello
13 March 2009 @ 11:16 am
Get first editions of all the Hugo and Nebula award winning novels in one fell swoop.

$116,530
 
 
 
John Costello
21 February 2009 @ 10:41 pm
Here's a seemingly paradoxical truth: if a vaccination regime is working, then counting from when it is instituted, as time goes on more people will die from adverse reactions to the vaccination than will die from adverse reactions to the disease.

This is the expected and desired outcome.
 
 
 
John Costello
20 January 2009 @ 08:40 pm
Here's a graphic that shows pretty nicely just how unpopular George W Bush was when he went out:



And that's pretty much all I have to say about Bush until his war crimes trials commence.
 
 
John Costello
20 January 2009 @ 04:15 pm
Good riddance to bad rubbish
Now I need a new set of political icons.
 
 
John Costello
20 January 2009 @ 02:08 pm
Since my entirely-Republican office let me stew in peace when John Kerry was defeated, I was determined to extend the same courtesy to my Republican co-workers today.

Except I couldn't resist asking my boss, an Obama-birth-certificate-truther(!), why he had come into the office today when he was supposed to report to the re-education camp with all his guns.
 
 
 
John Costello
15 January 2009 @ 12:40 pm
Zizek has a charming way with ideas. Bonus points if you can identify the film he's talking about.
The nature of the passage a l’acte as the false exit, as the way to avoid confronting the horror of the fantasmatic netherworld, was never so abruptly stated in a film: far from providing them with a real-life bodily satisfaction that would render superfluous all empty fantasising, the passage to the act is rather presented as a stopgap, as a desperate preventive measure aimed at keeping at bay the spectral netherworld of fantasies. It is as if her message is: let’s fuck as soon as possible in order to stifle the thriving fantasies, before they overwhelm us again. Lacan’s quip about awakening into reality as an escape from the Real encountered in the dream holds more than anywhere apropos of the sexual act itself: we do not dream about fucking when we are not able to do it – rather, we fuck in order to escape and stifle the excess of the dream that would otherwise overwhelm us.

I really would like to see the movie about him -- actually there seem to be a couple, but the one I want to see is Zizek!.
 
 
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I was looking over my intermediate Japanese textbook, and in the second dialog one student says of another (foreign student) "とても知識豊富なんだよ。" ("He's very 知識豊富.") And I thought, "知識豊富", let's see: knowledge-discrimination-bountiful-wealth, so, basically, "abundant of knowledge". And the very next lines are:

ー「ちしきほうふ」って何ですか。 ("What does 'chishikihoufu' mean?")
ーいろいろなことを知っているっていうこと。 ("It means you know a lot of stuff.")

Score one for Heisig!
 
 
John Costello
12 January 2009 @ 07:09 pm
Edinburgh is further west than Liverpool.
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  • Spider-man and Prince Charles (the sovereign of the UK) are meeting to tighten the bonds of friendship between His Majesty and the world's superheroes. (締)
  • When Spider-man stopped at an inn overnight he turned his costume over to the inn's laundry service, and was dismayed to find it had been shrunk in the wash! (縮)
  • Spider-man married a monkey and sired a brood of spider-monkeys. (紳)
  • Commander Data has to wear a dreadful uniform with a moldy towel hanging at his side. (怖)
  • Commander Data was disconcerted to beam down to what he thought would be a pleasure planet, only to find it had been laid waste to by Romulan invaders. (慌)
  • Commander Data can get no pleasure at all from butchers. First, he's a robot who has no emotions, so he can't experience pleasure. Second, he doesn't eat meat, so he has no need for butchers. (愉)
  • I was followed to The Pinnacle Hotel by a demon-possessed Willie Nelson. (随)
  • The maestro was so offended by Willie Nelson's singing, that he chased him from the concert hall, tails flapping behind. (追)
  • Ceiling cat hates Willie Nelson, and sends back his CDs whenever he receives them as presents. (還)
  • Mr T is his own right-hand man — his assistant is merely a left-hand man. (佐)
  • Mr T transmits a message with rising clouds, to a nearby Native American tribe. The smoke signals spell : "I p-i-t-y y-o-u f-o-o !". (伝)
  • Mr T and the Artist Formerly Known as Prince got together to form a new heavy-metal band. Instead of "Judas Priest", they will be called Buddhist Priest. (僧)
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John Costello
09 January 2009 @ 09:51 pm
Some reactions to Obama's election among New York Young Republicans, according to the New York Post:
"I'm trying to savor the last days of capitalism," said Cathy Reno, 23, as she bitterly sipped a three-olive martini. [...]
"I'm hiding all my guns where Barry can't find them," added Villamor Asuncion, 26, referring to Obama's old nickname in high school. [...]
"I'm buying as many guns as possible, and I'm enjoying the last days of national security while I can." [...]
And of course the prize goes to
"I'm divesting all equity before the capital-gains tax goes up," said Jeff Miller, 25.

I'll laugh myself to sleep over that one. Poor dear!
 
 
John Costello
09 January 2009 @ 10:24 am
In 1930, when the great Edouard de Pomiane addressed the topic in his cookbook "French Cooking in Ten Minutes: or, Adapting to the Rhythm of Modern Life," one of his first instructions was to start a pot of water boiling -- "What's it for? I don't know, but it's bound to be good for something." [Source]

Maybe this is obvious to you, but to me it's profound. (Most profound things are obvious -- once you see them.)
 
 
John Costello
07 January 2009 @ 05:12 pm
The brownsnout spookfish uses mirrors to focus light in its eyes.

Here it is -- isn't it cute?


Question -- how intelligently designed is this fish?
 
 
John Costello
06 January 2009 @ 08:02 pm
How did a song entitled "Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)" (by the Klein Four Group) get in my iTunes library without my remembering putting it there?

Inspired by Stanislaw Lem, apparently.
 
 
John Costello
04 January 2009 @ 07:17 pm
Recipe follows )
Commentary: We've had these yams forever, and it was time for them to go; the carrots made an interesting counterpart to the yams in the soup. The garam masala was toasty and spicy around the edges, but not overpowering. I didn't have any good ideas for what to make as an accompaniment, but garlic toast would be good, or garlic croutons. If I'd had time I might have fried up some of the getting-old pita bread we had lying around. But, since the soup had fage and olive oil in it (and for me, chicken), it was pretty much a meal-in-a-bowl, with carbs, fat, and protein well-balanced.
 
 
Current Music: iTunes Genius mix based on "The Living Daylights"
 
 
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Recipes follow )
Commentary: I pre-cooked a bunch of tenders from Trader Joe's, and we had a head of almost-wilted lettuce from the CSA in the fridge that I wanted to use up. Instead of making curried-migas-with-salad, I decided to try this menu. It certainly took more time (both in prep and in cleaning) than migas would have, but it was a nice change of pace and a good chance to practice cooking without making a big production out of everything. The most complicated thing here was the gravy, and that can be made simultaneously with the potatoes and the broccoli. Start to finish everything took me about an hour.

Things to think about next time: pre-prep the broccoli and shock in ice water; then just re-heat in the microwave.

[ETA: Apparently there were no leftovers, so my plan to make broccoli-potato soup has been foiled.]
 
 
John Costello
03 January 2009 @ 05:18 pm
Now that the new Doctor has been announced, and it's a kid who wasn't even born when Tom Baker regenerated, it's time to reveal how I would have had David Tennant go out, if I had been in charge.

The 2009 season would have had the Doctor finally get over his mopey "I can't be romantically involved with anyone because I'm a Time Lord wah wah" hang-up and have a whirlwind romance Series 4 spoiler ) culminating in a poignant, wistful end, after which the Doctor says, "you know, it's time to try something else for a while" and chooses to regenerate -- into Judi Dench.
 
 
John Costello
02 January 2009 @ 09:03 pm
Recipe for Migas here ... )
Commentary: This is "a la française" because the primary flavors -- thyme, celery, pepper, lemon -- are tastes I associate with French cooking, not Mexican. It was really fast, reasonably delicious, filling, low-fat, and high-protein. Certainly the basic idea, which is "cut up tortillas, brown them lightly, add cheese and egg substitute, and stir", is versatile enough to be a staple if you have other appropriate ingredients on hand. (Or even if not -- with no other ingredients, it's basically just scrambled eggs with some carbs thrown in...)
 
 
John Costello
02 January 2009 @ 08:07 am
Via [info]wrog, a beautiful piece of city planning (or is it a beautiful piece of local politics?)

Via [info]springheel_jack, an evil flash game.
 
 
John Costello
01 January 2009 @ 12:01 am
For lots of you, 2008 was a terrible year -- would that 2009 be much better to you!

For me, 2008 was pretty good -- would that 2009 be no worse for me.
 
 
John Costello
26 December 2008 @ 09:27 am

Once again, a Merry Christmas to anyone who wants one, and a Happy Upcoming New Year to all!

The Computer's First Christmas Card

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-- Edwin Morgan, 1968.

 
 
Current Location: my parent's living room
Current Mood: boppyheppy
Current Music: Throw the Yule Log On, Uncle John (PDQ Bach)
 
 
John Costello
20 November 2008 @ 08:45 am
Someone else on lj (in a locked post) referred me to this article by Tom Ackerman:

I no longer recognize marriage. It’s a new thing I’m trying.
Turns out it’s fun.
Yesterday I called a woman’s spouse her boyfriend.
She says, correcting me, “He’s my husband,”
“Oh,” I say, “I no longer recognize marriage.”

The impact is obvious. I tried it on a man who has been in a relationship for years,
“How’s your longtime companion, Jill?”
“She’s my wife!”
“Yeah, well, my beliefs don’t recognize marriage.”

Read, as they say, the whole thing.
 
 
John Costello
04 November 2008 @ 10:39 pm
If you had told me on September 15 2001 that George Bush would win the 2004 election but we'd end up electing a black man named Barack Hussein Obama over John McCain as President in 2008, ...

... Well, I would have had a lot of wishful thinking, but I don't think I would ever have believed it.
 
 
John Costello
04 November 2008 @ 10:34 pm
It is so nice to have a President(-elect) to whom I can listen for twenty minutes without the slightest urge to throw something at the television screen or radio.

Maybe it's just because he's my guy, but this had me all weepy by the end of it:

ETA: Seriously -- he talks a lot about bipartisanship and listening to the people who didn't vote for him, but -- and maybe this is wishful thinking -- it sounded to me like he was saying "suck it up, change is coming whether you like it or not".
 
 
John Costello
04 November 2008 @ 10:15 pm
Looks cautiously optimistic for Burner and Gregoire, and it looks like California is filled to just past the halfway mark with fucking bigots.
 
 
John Costello
04 November 2008 @ 08:42 pm
Now the things we won't know until tomorrow:
1) Did Coleman get his pasty ass kicked out of Paul Wellstone's Senate seat, as all the gods of justice demand?

2) Did Prop 8 fail in California (looking good for "yes" so far)?

3) Did Gregoire beat Rossi for WA Governor?

4) Did Darcy Burner kick Dave Reichert out of his ill-deserved seat in the House of Representatives?

3) looks shaky and 4) was doubtful given last week's polls, but maybe President Obama has some long coattails...
 
 
John Costello
26 September 2008 @ 08:45 pm
Made it to Shanghai. Off to Beijing tomorrow morning. Woo!
 
 
John Costello
07 September 2008 @ 08:40 pm
Do you know an anagram for "Banach-Tarski"?
answer under the cut ... )
 
 
John Costello
01 September 2008 @ 09:35 pm
If you ever wondered what to say during sex, this flow chart will help you out.
 
 
John Costello
01 September 2008 @ 06:34 pm
I just did 4 days of an aikido intensive; 7 hours a day. We focused on weapons work and multiple-attackers. I was frustrated nearly to tears at least 3 times. The last 15 minutes of the seminar involved me getting whacked repeatedly by three people with bamboo swords -- weapons and multiple attackers all in one package. (I got four separate tries at throwing them all; and each time, I did manage to throw each of them once. But they get up and keep coming. And if you can't keep throwing them, they whack you.)

I should probably do a detailed seminar write-up but I am so dead that I won't be able to do it now.
 
 
John Costello
29 August 2008 @ 08:01 pm
When do babies get souls? Seriously, your best guess, and your reasoning for it? Also, if you care to, explain what you think a "soul" is.

("Never, there's no such thing" is acceptable.)

I would make it a poll, but I couldn't possibly think of enough plausible answers to avoid having everyone check "other" and "tickybox".

I'll put my answers in the comments.
 
 
John Costello
29 August 2008 @ 07:12 pm
Well, John McCain sewed up my vote. As a feminist and former Hillary supporter, I must vote for a woman. THAT'S HOW FEMINISTS THINK DON'T YOU KNOW.